❤ HEADMASTER'S RULING

[TATSUYA MATSUMARA]

Headmaster's Ruling

I don't ask much from you all so I expect you to follow these rules. I don’t give a damn what you do otherwise. Remember, being here is a privilege, not a right. I don’t have to deal with your shit. You get few chances so don’t screw them up. Please and thank you.

I. Don’t be a dumbass and don/t bother me. You're in High School now. Learn to solve your own damn problems.
II. Don't piss me off.
III. No biting unless you want to be bitten. I'm not going to stand around and watch you all act like idiots.
IV. Don't eat what your shift preys on. At least pretend to be civilized. You don’t live in a jungle.
V. Don't shift in the hallways. There's no room for your big animal asses. This is a school, not a zoo.
VI. No crying, whining, bitching, moaning, complaining, or groaning – I don't care what happened. Chances are, you asked for it somehow.
VII. If something ends up stolen and it's not in the lost and found, it's probably gone. Forever. You brought it to school. It's your responsibility. Not mine.
VIII. Don't even think about crushing on hitting on the Japanese instructor. Unlike the responsibility for your items, he’s mine. Seriously. Don't touch.
IX. If you start a fight, you better finish it before I do.
X. Tardiness is unacceptable. Attending this school is a privilege, not a right. At least pretend you give a damn about the special education you are receiving here.
XI. Flash mobs are not permitted. I don't care how fun they are; if they disrupt my peace, I'm going to disrupt you.
XII. No starting fires. If I can't do it, you can't do it either.
XIII. If you don't know how to swim, don't get in the pool. Seriously, what are you? Stupid?
XIV. If you don't like the cafeteria food, don't complain. Either bring money and buy things at the shop or bring your own damn lunch. You don't have to eat it.
XV. Don't even try to access the roof.
XVI. If you're a boy, don't go to the girls' dorms and vise versa. I'm not going to be responsible for the outcomes of your stupid, adolescent, hormone-infested minds. Keep it in your pants because I don't want to see it.
XVII. Please avoid killing all bugs. No matter how annoying they are, you never know.
XVIII. At least act like you have some common sense. You know what's right and what's wrong.
XIX. Don't bitch to me if you break a rule and get hurt. It's your own damn fault and I don't want to hear it. You deserve whatever happens.
XX. Don't want to get in trouble? Don't be an idiot.

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