NICKNAMES: Just Jordan
GENDER: Male
ANIMAL: King Penguin
bitchSEXUALITY: Heterosexual
AGE: Seventeen
GRADE: Junior
OCCUPATION: Worker at the Haunted Mansion at Disney World
SCHEDULE: TELL ME A LITTLE ABOUT YOURSELF.
Who are you? My stalker? You know, you’re not very good at that. You can get to know me a lot better if you’d just hang out with me for a while. It’s not like I’m a mystery. Yeah, what’s my business is my business and none of yours but it’s not like I hide my entire life in the dark. Hell no. But, fine. If you want to be lazy, I’ll go ahead and spill. The first thing you’re going to realize about me is that I like
to curse. I swear
all the time. Get it from my dad, I guess. You hear something frequently enough, it becomes a part of you. But I try to cut back on it when I’m around certain people. Like staff members or some of my friends. And
my brother. I try my hardest not to swear around him because he gets enough shit. He doesn’t need even more of it. Don’t even think about messing with him because you’ll have me to deal with. And don’t try to pull the whole I-didn’t-know-he-was-your-brother routine. We’re twins. If you can’t tell, you deserve it for being a dumbass. I love that boy and I’d do anything for him. He’s my lucky charm when it comes to
sports, you know? For being a little lazy, I really do like to play
basketball and football. I don’t want to say that I’m the typical jock but… I think I might be. I’unno. It doesn’t matter, does it? And don’t call me a prissy-pants but I love
the arts as well. You know, painting, drawing, photography, dancing. All that fun stuff. It’s a great way to express how you’re feeling besides just swearing at the world on the roof. I prefer drawing and photography to everything else; though I think I might join the dance team.
Moving on. I’m just going to let you know something right off the bat:
I absolutely despise my family. Save Jayson, of course. But everyone else can go to hell for all I care. Insulting my mother won’t piss me off. Chances are, I’ll agree with you. They’re a bunch of good-for-nothing
drunks that can’t even take care of their sons. Another thing I hate?
Hypocrites. Even though I am one. I hate my parents for drinking but I’d be lying if I said I haven’t done it. If someone tells me not to do something and then goes around and does it, I think it’s stupid. Double standards piss me off, too. And so does
drama. But who likes drama? Ugh, I guess it’s just something I’ll have to deal with since this is high school, after all. Just don’t bring that shit over to me. You stay in your own
cliques. And, yes, I hate those things too. They just give a person a reason to be a
judgmental, stereotypical bitch. Just because I dress the way I do doesn’t mean I’m “emo.” I’m nothing like an emo so get the fuck out of my face and stop telling me to go cut myself or I’ll cut you.
TELL ME MORE, PLEASE? WHAT ARE YOU LIKE?
So, if you haven’t noticed, I can be a little…
irritable. Just talking about the things I dislike rile me up – especially when those things happen to be my parents. Just letting you know, it has nothing to do with you. I just get pissed off a little easily. That doesn’t mean I’ll let it go because I know I have a little bit of a problem. If you piss me off, you have to deal with it. I gave you a warning. You can either tread carefully or stay the fuck away, okay? I’m
moody so you better learn to roll with whatever mood I fall into. Though, I guess as long as you’re not an idiot, everything should be okay, right? If you don’t give me a reason to throw a fit, I won’t. It’s as simple as that. And here’s another clue if you haven’t noticed: I can be
a little insensitive. I don’t mean to be, it just happens. Sometimes I just blurt out what I think no matter who’s around me. And sometimes, I mean to be a little bitchy. It just depends on my mood… Kind of like everything else. And I’ve already told you that I’m
hypocritical. I hate that my parents drink yet I have done it before. I tell Jayson not to do a lot of things then turn around and do it. I’m a hypocrite that hates hypocrites. It’s not really a news flash, you know? And neither is the fact that I’m
a little selfish. I try not to be, especially since I have Jayson to take care of, but I just can’t help it sometimes. Of course, I’m going to put Jayson before anyone else, but when it comes to me… it’s about me.
But, come on, I have my good traits too. I’m not a horrible person. Only some of the time. Despite my horrible mood, I can be quite
adoring. If I like you, anyway? And it also depends on my mood… But just ask my brother. I absolutely adore that kid and would never do anything to hurt him. And if you’re lucky, you’ll be able to find out that I’m
oh so very caring. I may be selfish but when you manage to become something special to me, I’ll put you above the world. If there’s a problem, I’ll certainly help you because I just can’t stand it when those I care about are down. If there’s something I can do, I’ll do it. I’m extremely
dependable. Really, I am. I may not seem like it but if I say I’m going to do something, I’m going to do it. I don’t like letting people down. I may do it sometimes but I always try to make up for it. I’m only human, you know? I have my faults. But, overall, you can count on me. And there’s hardly a think I won’t do. Does that make me
ambitious? I don’t know… It just takes a lot to make me back down or not do something. Maybe I just lack the instinct of self-preservation… And clueless most of the time. But does that change the fact that I might just be ambitious? I don’t think so. I’m not afraid to take risks. Even in my love life. Okay, so I’m not… really romantic. But I’m still
a little romantic. Again, it just depends on my mood and if I have the creative juices flowing. Sometimes I do and sometimes I don’t.
THAT’S INTERESTING. CAN YOU TELL ME A SECRET? I PROMISE NOT TO TELL.
Wow, you really are trying to stalk me. Ugh, fine. If you
must know, Jayson and I… We sort of… ran away from our parents. Happy? But we’re seventeen now and can do whatever the hell we want. We’re old enough to make our own decisions.
